17 December 2008

#159 - skinny jeans

i'm sorry, it may be "in style" but skinny jeans are dumb. i hate the look of them, especially on guys. i mean, aren't your balls being squished by the skinniness of the jeans? that could potentially affect your future family. skinny jeans work on skinny people i suppose but it only makes you look more undernourished.

skinny jeans just are not sexy, especially guys. if you are wearing skinnier jeans than i am - goodbye, not interested. i mean guys are wearing women's jeans and/or sewing them to make them skin tight. and the butt always looks weird in them. i'm not sure when it became acceptable to wear skinny jeans but i'm tired of it.

baggy jeans are also stupid but they are being worn a little less. i still see people's butts hanging out of their jeans. when your belt level is below your ass, what is the point of even wearing pants? just wear your underwear cause that's what we are seeing!

i am not a big fashionista. i don't even really care how i dress. i'm sure people criticize my "fashion sense" but i'm not gonna get caught up in every popular fashion of the day just to look cool. if i think it's uncomfortable or funny looking, i'm not gonna go there. end of story.

2 comments:

nure nezumi said...

amen! i have such a hard time shopping for clothes now because all these "trendy" styles are ridiculous. granted, if you actually are skinny then you might be happy to have pants that actually fit, but the problem is regular people are buying skinny jeans and thinking that's gonna make them look like the skinny people. ugh.

while we're on the topic, i would like to address the muffin top. girls, please do everything humanly possible to avoid the muffin top! if you have a little extra baggage around the mid-section, that's fine, just no need to flaunt it by squeezing yourself into some tight-waisted jeans and stretch out your shirt over the bulge, you're not doing yourselves any favors, trust me.

brandizzle said...

omg yes!!! muffin tops are bad, very bad. also, shirts that let that aforementioned mid-section show. i don't need to see that. thank you very much.