#164 - the gym

i've been going to the gym for a couple months now, it's great. i even got on an almost daily regimen. i'm feeling great and have a good plan. i love working out. on the other side of that, there are a lot of things i notice. some things bother me, others make me irritated or angry.

things that bother me:

• people wearing spandex. you are not in the tour de france with a lance armstrong-type body. do not wear spandex in the gym! if you must, just wear shorts over it.
• smelly people. it's called deoderant people, wear it!!! also, washing your clothes could help.
• extra sweaty people. just wipe down the damn machine/mat/ball when you are done.
• new years resolution makers. just quit now. you aren't gonna last more than a month anyway, so just quit now so i don't have to wait 15 minutes for a freakin treadmill. thanks.
• ab exercises should not be bouncy, but slow and controlled. otherwise it looks too sexual and i get distracted.
• people that don't need to be at the gym - you look like you are 70 lbs and do cardio for an hour a day. i don't know how to tell them they should get psychiatric help and actually eat more.
• really hot guys - they are distracting! ok, i actually like them there.
• did i mention spandex?